Here are 13 reasons why I'm hissed off.
1. I can't find Lanette's phone number. Don't worry, Dorydoo, it's not like that. I'm just looking for a new The Mom.
2. No one has played red dot with me since Sunday. When Lanette left and never came back.
3. The timed kibble spitter outer has been empty since Sunday. When Lanette left and never came back.
4. Someone (not Lanette) spilled stinky goodness on my head and then proceeded to call me a gooby head.
5. Someone (not Lanette) made up a stoopid, new song. What the paw is an Errol-dy Errol? I don't like it.
6. That Guy squirted me with a water bottle last night. I was only trying to get a taste of his cereal.
7. The litterboxes are only getting scooped once a day again. Lanette scooped twice a day.
8. I got yelled at for putting the bitey on Titus' ankle. It's not my fault he screamed like a little girl. And it's not like I put the bitey on one of those precious, pink ears.
9. The new flashy box is terrible. That Woman has no idea how to work it. She played with the flash and now it just makes this horrible, lightning-ish flashy thing over and over and over. And then the pictures come out like yesterday's. It's terrible. How is everyone supposed to enjoy pictures of my handsome tuxedo if the pictures are all dark and blurry?
10. That Woman has been way to busy to help us visit our friends. If she's not at the hunting place or out having a romantical weekend or at the hospital with Aunt Jen, then she's sleeping. Or trying to sleep. See #12. heh heh
11. Lanette gave us lots more temptations than That Woman does. We haven't even had any since Monday. What the paw?
12. Lanette wouldn't yell at us for playing Thundering Herd of Elephants at 3:52 am.
13. Lanette wouldn't gag while cleaning up a poo spot off the carpet. She would understand that sometimes you just gotta scoot across the carpet. heh heh