Monday, November 30, 2009

Mancat Monday

If your The Mom or Not-The-Mom types are on facebook, you might have heard about my weekend. If not, well, see, I eated some plastic mesh from the carpet sometime last week. Only The Mom didn't know I eated it until Friday when she figured out that I scooted it out of my Spot #13 onto the carpet. She freaked out (because of my little obstruction incident which The Mom is too lazy to make a clicky link for but I started getting real sick at the beginning of March 2007 and had my surgery on March 17, 2007 if y'all want to check out our archives and because of my pal, Misty's, string problem) and started crying a lot (which Dad later sort of gave me a talking to about - I guess I'm not supposed to eat stuff and then make The Mom cry. I'll never understand wimmins). So I hadded to go to the v-e-t. Terrible, terrible, terrible things happened to my Spot #13 (which was kinda sore anyway after scooting out a 4" long piece of plastic string and I'm not gonna talk any more about it - it's too embarrassing), but after some additional belly poking and some xrays, the v-e-t said that she was 98% sure that I was not going to have a problem, but that I should be watched for a couple of days. So The Mom has been on poop watch and puke watch and watching-me-like-a-hawk watch for the last couple of days. She says to tell you guys that everything seems fine and that I'm acting perfectly normal. In fact, I've been cozying up to her a lot for the last couple of days. Don't tell her, but I feel kinda bad that she cried and all.

I guess the Mancat Rule of the Day is to try not to eat super dangerous stuff and make your The Mom or Not-The-Mom types cry. And if s/he does cry, then you should probably kiss up like you never have before.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Monday, November 23, 2009

Mancat Monday

Mancats do not eat black beans. Please study the following picture:

The red arrows point to the bean pieces. I stoled a bean off The Mom's plate, but I was tricked. Black beans are no good. I am not a vegemetarian. The blue arrows point to the shadow of my head. I was giving the bean pieces a very hard stare. Because they are rude and un-delicious.

In other news, The Mom has started calling me Eggward Cullen Grey and keeps saying that she's with Team Eggward. I'm not sure what that means, but it's kinda annoying. Though, Eggward is better than Eggraham Lincoln. :sigh:

In other other news, HG eated about half of a plastic bag over the weekend. Obviously, The Mom freaked out and has been "digging for gold" in the litterbox looking for pieces of plastic. It is awesome. heh heh

Friday, November 20, 2009

Froot Bat Friday

No treats, no froot bat, Mom. You want froot bats? Then pony up with some treats.
Not five minutes after my photoshoot ended (with no froot bat action, of course), Mom put away the flashy box and the froot bats came out. hehe

Thursday, November 19, 2009

An Award on Thursday

We gotted this award from our pals, Freckles and Deb. We are supposed to tell 7 things about ourselves and then pass this award on to 7 bloggers.

7 Things About The Furry Kids

1. Titus does 99% of his competitive eating when Mom leaves for work. So he gets babygated in the family room or in the bedroom with Dad until Dad gets up in the morning.

2. Tazo love love loves people foods and has to get locked in the bedroom when Mom or Dad is cooking.

3. EG loves to eat plastic, rubber, latex, and silicone. He has helped our house become lots more "green" since we can't have that stuff in the house any more.

4. EG gets all nipped out and gets wild. Tazo gets all nipped out and gets googly eyes. Titus does not get nipped out because he is a dawg.

5. Titus cuddles up with Dad every night on the couch and gets tummy scritches.

6. We all work together to get the kitchen cabinets open and to help ourselves to snacks. So all of the cabinets and the fridge have baby locks on them. We're working on getting around those. We'll let you know when we figure it out.

7. Life was lots more quiet before Hurl Grey showed up.

Now we're going to tag:

The Crew
Prinnie and Pierro
Roxy and Lucky
Clover and Chewy
Junior and Orion
Lucy and Trixie

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Tazo Tuesday

If you were thinking that I was sleeping right before this was taken, you would be correct. If you were thinking that I got snorgled right after this picture was taken, you would be correct again. It's tough being a sleeping kitteh around here.

Monday, November 16, 2009

Mancat Monday

I was just trying to take a little snooze, and the pawparazzi got me. Hey Khyra, check out my paw placement. What do you think?

In other news, I horked up a couple of hairballs yesterday. It totally freaked out The Mom. It.was.awesome. heh heh

Friday, November 13, 2009

Froot Bat Friday: The On Strike Edition

No treats. No froot bats. 'Nuff said.

In other news, last night Mom called EG a "floofy, grey baby." hehehehehe He gave her the stink eye. If I was her, I'd sleep with one eye open tonight.

Have a great weekend, everybuddy!

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Tazo Tuesday

This is a little trick that I play with Mama. I refuse to look at her whenever she tries to take my picture. hee hee

Monday, November 9, 2009

Mancat Monday

Originally uploaded by dog_mom2001
Trying to sleep here, The Mom. I have things to do tomorrow. Specifically at 3 am.

Friday, November 6, 2009

Froot Bat Friday

  • Two pictures
  • Two treats
  • No "gimme some frooooot baaaaaat"

I think she might be mellowing out.

Happy Weekend, everybuddy!

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Thinking on Thursday

I am thinking that Mama is going to be getting the back of disrespect for a while. Last night, she was making apple crisp and I was helping her. I thought that it was very important to make sure that the crisp part was just right, so I kept trying to taste it. She didn't appreciate my snoopervising so she hadded Daddy put me in the bedroom and shut the door. I was stuck in there all by myself. And he didn't even turn on the light! It was horrible. Luckily, EG sat on the other side of the door to keep me company and then he meowed and meowed so that Mama knew how horrible the whole situation was. She finally letted me out and tried to give me all kinds of cuddles, but I wasn't having any of it. I think it will take lots of treats before I'll even consider forgiving her.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Wiped Out Wednesday

Originally uploaded by dog_mom2001
This is me yesterday morning. Mom covered me up and I took a nice snooze. It was pretty comfy.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Tazo, Twins, & Tattletail Tuesday

Here is a picture of us with the nip that EG showed you yesterday. This was taken right before EG hadded to get put in timeout. hee hee

Here is the tattletail part: It is not the picture that Mama wanted to post today. She chased me around with the camera last night and finally gotted a good picture. Except she had forgotten to put the memory card in the camera. Then she couldn't find the cord to get the pictures off the camera. hee hee

Monday, November 2, 2009

Mancat Monday

Here I am enjoying some nip. See, The Mom's friend who, it turns out is way cooler than The Mom and I might have to go live with her instead sended us a care package because she knows how super deprived we are and how super duper lame our The Mom is . Inside was homegrown nip. It is so awesomely awesome. I rolled around in it and gotted it all over my furs. Then I freaked out and started chomping on everyone and had to get a timeout, but that's a story for another day.

Anyway, in other news, me and Hurl Grey have been super busy. The Hello Kitty Halloween basket managed to last until Sunday morning. At about 3 am, she ended up taking an unfortunate tumble off the mantle. heh heh

Those pesky squirrels stoled one of our pumpkins off the front porch and left only seeds. Very, very rude. We tried to stop them by jumping at the window and hanging from the curtains.

The foil/double sided tape on the TV stand plan didn't work. The Mom is going to have to do better than that. heh heh

We have stayed up all night long for the last three nights. heh heh The Mom checked the calendar and found out that there's a full moon tonight, so she's hoping that that's the deal. We'll see, The Mom. We'll see. heh heh

Happy Monday, everybuddy!