Thursday, April 30, 2009

Thursday Thirteen - Edition 66

Since my latest indiscriminant competitive eating incident last week (which appears as #13 on the list), Mom has been thinking of all the things that I've eaten since I was Gotcha'd 8 years ago. Takeru Kobayashi ain't got nothin' on me. (Please note: Mom doesn't think that this is a complete list - she's almost positive she's blocking out a few more of these horrible memories. hehe)

1. My very first shot at competitive eating (and this one holds a special place in my heart): 6 pounds of prescription dawg food (that didn't belong to our family), a dozen sugar cookies, and part of a wooden broom handle. Twice. In the same day. I won't go into details on how it was twice (for those with weak stomachs), but use your imagination. hehe Mom took me to the v-e-t because my tummy was all poochy and she was worried about bloat. They tried to make me puke, but I refused to give it up again. The v-e-t was amazed. hehe

2. Aluminum foil and corn cobs (2 whole corn cobs, if you're counting)

3. Various animals in the back yard. We won't go into detail. This one makes Mom real sad, but I keep reminding her that I haven't done this since Shadow (the Dawg Who Came Before) wented to the Bridge.

4. A box of chocolate pudding powder

5. All of the mulberries that fell off the tree in the backyard (or were on the branches that I could reach) - I ate as much as I could until I got caught

6. Multiple Clif bars

7. Two pounds of kitteh kibble

8. Kitty box crunchies (This is my go-to whenever I feel like I need a little variety in my diet. It has never failed me. hehe)

9. 20 oz box of raisin bran (In retrospect, this wasn't the greatest idea I've ever had, but it was delicious!)

10. 1/2 a bar of Ivory soap (Not that delicious, but my puke was very interesting - and bubbly)

11-12. 50 salmon oil pills and an entire box of Lucky Charms (on the same day - I even impressed myself with this one)

13. Two 90 count bottles of the supplement that I take every day. After a panicked call to the manufacturer and much freaking out on Mom's part, all I ended up with was some really stinky gas and a day's worth of 'tocks trouble. The lady at the manufacturer told Mom that someone had called in because their dawg had eaten most of a 1000 tablet bottle and was ok (though she said she didn't recommend doing that). Mom felt lots better that I wasn't the only one who does this sort of thing. Plus she was relieved that we didn't have to go to the v-e-t this time. She says she gets really embarrassed when she has to call them because I've eaten something and she's afraid they'll call the Furry Kid Protection Services on her. She's such a worry-wart. I've got it all under control. Sort of. I hope JH (my life coach) doesn't read this.

Monday, April 27, 2009

Mancat Monday

Mancat Rule of the Day: No matter what your evil twin says, it's probably not that manly to clawr your The Mom when she's trying to give you tummy scritches even though she knows that you hate that. It may result in a mani/pedi.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Froot Bat Friday

Just kidding.

Here's the real froot bat:

Sorry it's a repeat picture. I ended up competitive eating yesterday and Mom didn't want to bug me with the whole gimme some frooooot baaaaat thing.

Happy Weekend, everybuddy!

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Thursday is Hurl's Day

Spring break was AWESOME. I learned all kinds of new stuff. I can't wait to try it all out. But, you know, I don't want to use everything all up the first week back, so I've been trying to pace myself a little.

Wait! What's this?

Uh oh

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Trouble on Tuesday

This was the scene at Casa de Furry Kids on Saturday. All hugs and love and nap piles and SQUEEing.

And then Hurl Grey came back from Spring Break. And all H-E- double hockey sticks broke loose. We're not sure what he did on Spring Break, but we don't think it was good. He may have learned some new evil twin ways. We're all a little askeered of him. The delicious pink ears and Mama's wrist will never be the same. Do you think he has spring fever?

Monday, April 20, 2009

Mancat Monday

Mancat Rule of the Day: It is very very manly to take Titus' favorite spot on the couch and then take a long nap. heh heh

In other news, Hurl Grey has returned from Spring Break. We think he went to Daytona Beach, but he's not saying. The important thing is that he's back and he's in rare form. heh heh

Friday, April 17, 2009

Froot Bat Friday - A Short Film

You may or may not have noticed that all most of my Froot Bat Friday portraits are taken right here on this very couch. Mom was going to try to take a new froot bat picture of me, but then she said I looked exceptionally cute and was doing lots of quivvy tail, so she decided to make a movie instead. (Please note: You might want to turn down your volume. The screeching tends to hurt the ears, if you know what I mean.) If you choose to listen to the soundtrack, I apologize. She wasn't drinking much. (But see what I have to put up with on a daily basis? It wears on a guy's nerves sometimes. If you watch close, you might see me rolling my eyes a little bit just before and just after the "blinky eye" part. hehe) Any way, Happy Weekend everybuddy! I hope you enjoy our feature film today.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Thinking on Thursday

Today, we're thinking about our pal, Maxi, brother of Dr. Tweety. He's been really sick for the last few days. We're purring and purraying and sending all kinds of healing thoughts his way.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Tazo Tuesday

This is what I like to do after supper. I look out the window and make sure that all is well in the neighborhood. And if its not (like there's some dawg walking down the street, or maybe that Hairy Tazo and her minions, or maybe a blurpy thing in a stroller, or those rabid golden retrievers that chased EG that one time), then I get Titus on the case, and he'll take care of bizness. Teamwork is the only way to go.

In other news, we really freaked out Mama last night. By the time she gotted home from the gym, Daddy had already left. She gave us supper and jumped in the shower. When she gotted out of the shower, Titus was standing on the step by the door (where he waits for Daddy), looking at the door and acting weird. But Daddy wasn't home. Then I was doing short, askeered legs all over the house, like there was something to be askeered of. And EG kept looking down the hallway, seemingly at nothing, but yet she couldn't be too sure. It really freaked her out. It was super cool! hee hee

Monday, April 13, 2009

Mancat Monday

Hurl Grey has apparently gone on spring break or something. Because there's only one grey kitteh here right now and he's being super nice. I, EG, promised him one thing before he left, though. I will post it as a Mancat Rule of the Day.

Mancat Rule of the Day: It is very manly to make sure that you wake your The Mom up at 3:09 am on her days off. Because you don't want to let down your evil twin. heh heh

Happy Monday everybuddy!

Friday, April 10, 2009

Froot Bat Friday

Doods, she totally caught me off guard. Duhr.

Happy Weekend, everybuddy!

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Thinking on Thursday

We are thinking that we found the most awesomest way to get more attentions! (Are you ready for this?) Sneezing! One kitteh sneeze (dawg sneezes don't count because Titus sneezes like once a day) and Mama comes running. She scoops up the sneezer and fawns all over him or her. It is super cool. I, Tazo, sneezed last night and it worked like a charm. She scooped me up off the condo and asked me if I was ok and gived me a tummy snorgle and ear scritches and then walked around the house carrying me like a baby. It was awesome! Now if only we could get her to dole out some treats...

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Tazo Tuesday - The Pensive Edition

I am a little bit sad. I miss Bert. He's been on blog-cation for a while. The worst part is that Mama and Bert's Mama talk on that darn facebook. A lot. It makes me a little bit crabilated. I just hope that he knows that I'm thinking of him...

Monday, April 6, 2009

Mancat Monday

Mancat Rule of the Day: It is very manly to tear around the house, terrorizing your big brofur, trying to get a taste of delicious, pink ears, and scattering the recycling all over the kitchen. It is also very manly to take a rest in a shoebox, if need be. And it's especially manly to give your The Mom the stink eye if she tries to take your picture.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Tiding You Over on Thursday

The Mom says she's "tapped out"today - whatever that means.
Here's a little something to tide you over until tomorrow.

Don't they look absolutely delicious?????