Thirteen Things Heard Around Our House This Week:
Momma: It's not time to get up yet. It's sleepy time. Go night, night.
Dad: Ooooh, it’s almost mani/pedi time! That girl’s got some claws!
Momma: No, Speckle Kitt’-en! Stop chewing that cord!
Momma: Look Kitt’-ens! The Habanero Tabasco sauce has arrived! :evil laughter: (We didn’t like this comment too much)
Momma: Titus, what’s all over your furs? Ewwww, it’s rotten mulberries. :gag: You didn’t eat any, did you?
Momma: No, kitty box crunchies today, T.
Momma: Why are you loose in the house, T?
Momma: Earl Grey, let your brother in the house! Hold on, T. Let me get him. I won't let him get you. Eggie! Leave him alone! You know he's not allowed to retaliate. Eggie, NO!
Momma: Tazo, where’s Eggie? Did your Dad take him outside again?
Daddy: Look at how cute they look with whipped cream all over their whiskers. Hey, leave my pie alone!! That's my pie! Pie is not for kitt'-ens!
Momma: Drop that pizza! Ack, she ran in the laundry room! Oh, crap, she ran into the bedroom. Are you under the bed? Grab her, Daddy! Tazo, stop growling at me!
Momma: Why is your motor so quiet today, Teezee?
Momma: No bite! Momma’s are not for biting. Momma’s are for loving. Ow! No bite!
No, Eggie, no!