Meme

We got tagged by Victor for Tara’s meme.

The questions are:

1. What were you doing 10 years ago?

Titus: I was not born yet.

Tazo & EG: We were not borned yet.

2. What were you doing 1 year ago?

Titus: Hanging out around the house, indiscriminate competitive eating, playing with Tazo & EG

Tazo & EG: We were waiting for our birthday, breaking stuff, bunnykicking Mom and Dad and each other, putting the bitey on Mom and Dad and each other, perfecting our game of Thundering Herd of Elephants

3. Five snacks you enjoy:

Titus: The real question should be, what don’t I enjoy? Anyway…five random things that I like are:
Ice cubes, Trader Joe’s cat cookies (this really horrifies Mom when Dad lets me have these – she says I shouldn’t be encouraged to eat cats), Wellness jerky treats, Charlie Bears, litterbox goodies, plain cake cones (ice cream cones without the ice cream ;) )

Tazo & EG: We don't get too many snacks, but some things that we like are Cheetos, cracker crumbs, real whipped cream (we just had this and holy cats, it's GOOD!), T's ice cream-less ice cream cone crumbs, we once snuck a bite of a Butterfinger candy bar (it was super good, but we sort of got in trouble)

4. Five songs to which you know all the lyrics:

We all know the words to these two songs because Momma sings them all.the.time.

The Star Spangled Banner and How Sweet It Is (to be Loved by You) by Marvin Gaye

Titus:
How Much is that Dawggie in the Window? By Patti Page
Gonna Buy Me a Dawg by the Monkees
Angel Eyes by The Jeff Healey Band
Beautiful Girl by INXS (only substitute “T” for Girl)
I’m a Slave for U by Britney Spears (only substitute “T” for the U)

Tazo & EG:
Siamese Cat Song from Lady and the Tramp
A Cat had a Birthday from an album of Sesame Street birthday songs
All Cats are Grey by The Cure
Girls Not Grey by AFI
Bird on a Wire by Johnny Cash

5. Five things you would do if you were a millionaire:

Titus: Open up a shelter for animals that need homes, buy a steak factory so I could have steak any time I want, have Mom quit her job so she can stay home and scratch my belly all the time, buy a big chunk of land so I could run and run and run, donate lots of money to the MI Humane Society

Tazo & EG: Ditto T’s idea for the shelter and the Humane Society donations, buy a giant cat tree, buy a stroller, buy a big house with stairs so we can play Thundering Herd of Elephants up and down the stairs, rule the world (Mom made me take that out - rats!)

6. Five bad habits:

Even though we don't really think these are bad habits, Mom made us put these in here.

Titus: indiscriminate competitive eating, playing Lion Tamer with Tazo and freaking mom out, rawring really early in the morning and late at night, slapping Mom with my big paw when she’s not paying attention to me, hogging the bed

Tazo & EG: Putting our paws in Momma’s cereal bowl, breaking things, cord chewing, playing Thundering Herd of Elephants at 4 am, standing at the backdoor crying whenever T goes outside

7. Five things you like doing:

Eating, sleeping, playing Thundering Herd of Elephants (preferably at 4 am), WWE Cage Matches on Mom and Dad’s bed at 4 am, getting tummy rubs and ear scritches, yowling at the backdoor to go outside (EG), knocking stuff off shelves (the twins), running around the back yard (T)

8. Five things you would never wear again:

Titus: Clothes!!! I don’t like clothes. Mom has put a t-shirt on me once or twice but then I feel like I can’t move, so I just sit there looking pitiful until she takes it off me

EG: Stitches!!! Cones!!! And collars!!!

Tazo: I had stitches when I had my girl surgery when I was a baby kitty and they were itchy. But EG helped me lick the itchiness off them (well, until Momma yelled at us). I have never worn anything (not even a collar), though I might like to try. Some of Daisy’s outfits are really cute. I think it might be fun to get all dolled up once in a while.

9. Five Favorite Toys:

Titus: Nylabones, my pink Happy Birthday Piggy, my stuffed snake, my stuffed octopus with the tufty hair, the Twins

Tazo & EG: T, wadded up paper, toilet paper on the roll, rolls of paper towels, the scratchy post thing that Momma hung on the doorknob

Whew! That was pretty cool. Now we have to tag some other aminals...

We tag:

Adan, Zeus, Willow, Toby, and Skittles

If you haven't already been tagged :)