So That Woman and I made up a little over the weekend. I had even started calling her The Mom again (which is a step up from That Woman, I think). However, last night, she got out of the chair and I could hear the blankies crackling with static against her jammies. She usually touches something else before she touches any of us. But this time? No. She touched my paw and there was a huge spark and I got mad and ran into the kitchen. She followed me and tried to apologize, but I wasn't having it. It's not my fault that I had dangle-y-paw syndrome going and that I'm just irresistibly cute. Don't shock me!
So this morning, she poured some kefir in a mug and when she turned around to put the bottle back in the fridge, I licked it. And licked it. And licked it until she turned around and noticed what I was doing. Take that, That Woman! heh heh By the way, kefir is pretty tasty.
So Momma hasn't totally been neglecting us. She ordered us our very own Christmas cards to send to our friends. They showed up on Saturday. If anyone would like one, please e-mail your snail mail address to thefurrykids AT gmail DOT com
I'm glad you made up with your mom a little bit, EG. I imagine being shocked was not pleasant! Kefir sounds yummy.ReplyDelete
That's a shocking post! AAAHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!ReplyDelete
HooBoy, I crack me up! What is Kefir???
Anyway, Mommy has started calling the Lions the "Motor City Kitties." We think it's cute. And oh boy, bad words and unhappy gestures flowed around here 'cause the Bears lost right after the kitties and Daddy got all "Mr. Grumpypants" about the Bears and Mommy was still grumbling about the MCK's and geez, I went and took a nap...
We are very glad to hear that you and the mom are getting along again.ReplyDelete
We hate shocks, owwwie, why do beans do that?!
You guys have your own cards? gosh, that is very cool!
Maybe you could scan it and we could print it out and save you some postage, which is getting to be ridiculous these days.
Mom has been altering and revising her card list because of the postage even....
purrrrs and more purrrrs
My mommies blankie does dat too. She didna shocky me yets, but I heard the crackl and made sur i was outta der before it gots me. Is sur ur mommie didn't do itz on purpols. Mabbe u can furgivs her soon.ReplyDelete
You are very generous, making up with your mom like that.ReplyDelete
I'll be emailing you with my snail mail! I have cards to send out, too!
Good job stealing a bit of human stuff. My Awesome Man always touches the switch plate before touching me. He's smart. He knows just how to ground himself whereas the Woman has no clue.ReplyDelete
Oh we hate being shocked. That happens to us in the winter a lot and makes us pout at Mommy til she begs us for forgiveness!ReplyDelete
oh, EG, yes, the hoodie did steal my bones. I refused to walk around in it like i walk around in my fishing vest and denim jacket. the hoodies has sleeves and I HATE SLEEVES. But, it's nice to snuggle and nap in.
oh no the crackling jim-jams!!!! my mum has those, i hate them. what is kefir please? i do not know this stuff xxxxReplyDelete
Yep, It's that time of year! I have sternly warned my mom to NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT SHOCKING ME! And she better not, or the bitey will be upon her!ReplyDelete
Hey, what's "kefir" ?
What is "kefir"? If it is tastey, we want some.ReplyDelete
Oops, meant to add: We usedta get electizapped by The Big Thing in Winter, but he installed some water thing that stopped that. It was kinna cool that he could turn on some lamps dimly jus by touchin them, but we got real twitchy about the litte zaps when he petted us.ReplyDelete
Hi, handsome Earl! That is such a marvelously mancatly picture of you! Wowie kaZOWie! Phew, are you a handsome fellow. *big smile*ReplyDelete
I'm glad you and your mom are making up. But I'm sorry she static-zapped you! Our Mom has static-zapped us Ballicai, too. Our furs get static charged and she really has to watch when she pets us that we don't get a ZAP!
I've told her, Mom, if I get a ZAP, then YOU get a WHAP!
Love and cuddles and whiskie-kisses from Dorydoo!
Yikes EG. Dat iz quite da fur raizin' tale. I bets you were glad to get da kee-fur. I never tasted dat stuff before, but da momee haz.ReplyDelete
hehe Earl Grey you makes me laughs alots. You should always hold a tudes till the bean mom straightens up!ReplyDelete
What the heck is Kefir, it sounds healthy. I was shocked to hear that your Mum shocked you....ha, ha, ha.....I am so, so funny!ReplyDelete
I am really liking this holiday card idea. I'm gonna have to make some of my own.ReplyDelete
Oh you are naughty, but funny! Our mommy keeps shocking Bert too - our steamy water thing isn't working right!ReplyDelete
Earl Grey~!!! You are the greatest~!!!!! Your card must be very cool!!!!ReplyDelete
Oh static is horrid, no wonder you'z cross with That Woman! ;)ReplyDelete
We're glad you made up over the weekend.ReplyDelete
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