Thursday, March 18, 2010

Thursday is Hurl's Day


One day last week, That Woman was getting ready to leave.  She was all dressed and ready to go.  She opened the door to let those delicious, pink ears outside and I ran out, my cape flowing behind me.  I ran to the middle of the back yard. Mwahahaha...  She had to follow me - through all the "deposits" that those delicious, pink ears left out there for the last several weeks.  She grabbed me.  I began to flail and ended up wiping my paws all over her shirt. Mwahahahaha...  She carried me inside and then managed to get a whiff of her shirt.  Let's just say that it wasn't mud.  Mwahahaha...  She had to change.  She also tried to clean my feet, but, well, we all know how that worked out for her: Scratch City. I wasn't all that happy to have poo on my feets, but I made sure that those delicious, pink ears were punished.  Why can't he just use a litterbox like everyone else? 


Mwahahahahahahahahaha...

19 comments:

  1. So you had poo paws, HG? Titus' revenge! bwahahahahaha!

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  2. You so deserved to have poo paws. Maybe Titus really won this one.

    Poor Mom - that must not have been much fun - hope the shirt was buttons and not pullover!!!

    Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

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  3. Aren't you the sneaky little devil! Congrats on a pooful escapade!

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  4. Oh Hurl, we think the poo paws were a little bit of revenge from Titus for the ear biting.

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  5. With the Winter weather almost over, I went & did a bit of clean up in the back yard yesterday ... I can see how 'it' could happen ^,,^

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  6. Payback you know--you got her good I think!

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  7. It sure would be easier to them to use the litter box.

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  8. Serves ya right to have Poo-Poo Feet! MOL! Aww, we're just kidding...

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  9. Sorry to hear about your poo paws...bummer....

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  10. Good thing Titus is Titus and not ME!

    This post wouldn't be happening!

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra & Khousin Merdie
    PeeEssWoo: Hi Titus!

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  11. Oh no, not poo paws! That would never happen to Earl Grey.

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  12. Yay. I am glad Titus winned this one!
    I am sure your mom was very mad at you HG.
    I am a goodie boy like Titus. I do not know how to be naughty


    bonkbonk

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  13. EWWWWW Poo Paws sometimes lead to baths around here.

    Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

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  14. Yuk, we hate haffing poo paws from our own litter box, but, woofie poo...ewwwwww

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  15. EEEEeeeeeeWWWWWW! Dog poo-paws are the worst!
    You have outdone yourself!

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