One day last week, That Woman was getting ready to leave. She was all dressed and ready to go. She opened the door to let those delicious, pink ears outside and I ran out, my cape flowing behind me. I ran to the middle of the back yard. Mwahahaha... She had to follow me - through all the "deposits" that those delicious, pink ears left out there for the last several weeks. She grabbed me. I began to flail and ended up wiping my paws all over her shirt. Mwahahahaha... She carried me inside and then managed to get a whiff of her shirt. Let's just say that it wasn't mud. Mwahahaha... She had to change. She also tried to clean my feet, but, well, we all know how that worked out for her: Scratch City. I wasn't all that happy to have poo on my feets, but I made sure that those delicious, pink ears were punished. Why can't he just use a litterbox like everyone else?
Mwahahahahahahahahaha...
So you had poo paws, HG? Titus' revenge! bwahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteYou so deserved to have poo paws. Maybe Titus really won this one.
ReplyDeletePoor Mom - that must not have been much fun - hope the shirt was buttons and not pullover!!!
Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
Aren't you the sneaky little devil! Congrats on a pooful escapade!
ReplyDeleteOh Hurl, we think the poo paws were a little bit of revenge from Titus for the ear biting.
ReplyDeleteway to go Hurl!
ReplyDeleteWith the Winter weather almost over, I went & did a bit of clean up in the back yard yesterday ... I can see how 'it' could happen ^,,^
ReplyDeletePayback you know--you got her good I think!
ReplyDeleteGROSS!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIt sure would be easier to them to use the litter box.
ReplyDeleteHurl, you are incorrigible! :-)
ReplyDeleteServes ya right to have Poo-Poo Feet! MOL! Aww, we're just kidding...
ReplyDeleteSorry to hear about your poo paws...bummer....
ReplyDeleteGood thing Titus is Titus and not ME!
ReplyDeleteThis post wouldn't be happening!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra & Khousin Merdie
PeeEssWoo: Hi Titus!
yuk..a litter box!
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
Oh no, not poo paws! That would never happen to Earl Grey.
ReplyDeleteYay. I am glad Titus winned this one!
ReplyDeleteI am sure your mom was very mad at you HG.
I am a goodie boy like Titus. I do not know how to be naughty
bonkbonk
EWWWWW Poo Paws sometimes lead to baths around here.
ReplyDeleteSniffie and the Florida Furkids
Yuk, we hate haffing poo paws from our own litter box, but, woofie poo...ewwwwww
ReplyDeleteEEEEeeeeeeWWWWWW! Dog poo-paws are the worst!
ReplyDeleteYou have outdone yourself!