So this is what Mama found when she gotted out of the shower yesterday morning:
Titus had struck again. First, he chewed up the granola bar box (no granola bars were harmed - thank cod). Then Mama looked over to the left of the box. At first, she thought it was a puke pile. But on closer inspection, she realized that he had chewed the top off of a bottle of salad dressing. She admits that her first reaction was to sigh and wonder when the 'tocks trouble would start. But she did what she does in these situations - assess the damage and amount consumed so that she has good info for when she has to make those embarrassing calls to the v-e-t. She scooped as much back into the bottle as she could and then measured it and it didn't look like much was gone. She held out a gooey, salad-dressingy hand to Titus to see if he'd lick it and he wouldn't. Mama could not believe her eyes. Mr. Harvey Woofnagle does not like green goddess dressing! She did a little dance and gave Titus a big smooch between the froot bats. All in all, it turned out to be a good day: no embarrassing calls to the v-e-t, no 'tocks trouble, no puke piles, and we learned something new about our Titus. hee hee
Happy Wednesday, everybuddy!
Love,
Tazo
Excellent job at making a mess, though, Titus.
ReplyDeleteVery interesting! Is it the vinegar do you think?
ReplyDeleteWell done HW!
ReplyDeleteThis will SOOOO set her up fur the next time!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
We love that you could care less about your carpet, thinking only about Titus' tocks... and the blog photo! bwahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteNice work, Titus!! That goo doesn't look that delicious... I understand why you didb't go for it!
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great job titus!!!! salad dressing is icky.
ReplyDeleteTitus is becoming a bit finicky! (or maybe he's just learned his lesson...nah, probably not!)
ReplyDeleteMy girls haven't eaten anything in a while ... I have a chair in front of my panty so they can't get in there anymore & I don't leave anything on the counters ...
ReplyDeleteFunny about the salad dressing ...
Eek, it does look disturbingly like a puddle of yack, doesn't it? I may never be able to use that kind of dressing again!
ReplyDeleteI have to say it does look like yack.Not good advertising for salad dressing...Lol
ReplyDeleteTitus you are a crazy guy! I mean I get it that it is fun to chew the top off, but go for the tasty stuff, not the yucky dressing - and I agree with the posters that it really does look like a barf pile! I think I will pass on that dressing!
ReplyDeleteOh, Titus, what have you done.
ReplyDeletewow! maybe you should coat everything in that stuff? ha ha ha so Titus, what didn't you like about the dressing??
ReplyDeleteactually, Bendrix is writing the name of thatdown for future puke pranks. after all, barfing for real is a waste of food!
Welp Titus dat is gud yoo didnt get sick!
ReplyDeleteYou have very discriminating taste, Titus. Mom doesn't like Green Goddess either! It does look like a vomit pile.
ReplyDeleteThe larger question remains, though. How are you getting all these items you're trying? Can you open cabinets now!
Ha ha ha! We agree with the Crew.
ReplyDeleteTitus, it was nice to give your mom a break.
(And yep, it looks like yak.)
Making a big mess is much better than making a big mess and then eating it!
ReplyDeleteThat is quite the goopy mess Titus made, but all's well that end well:)
ReplyDeleteTail wags, the OP Pack
oh and I bet the carpet smells wonderfully interesting there too... Wow, Titus, you are one busy puppy. I am glad that your mom gave you a kiss between the frootbats, that is all I can say about this very very exciting situation. and, I am so glad that you did not wind up at the tortureplace for tocks troubles.
ReplyDeleteJeeeeez, mom can't even take a shower without one of you doing something risky.... Great work!
purrrrs
Well, at least something good came from all this!
ReplyDeletehehe, your post gave Mom the giggles! We're glad Titus will not have 'tocks troubles, and how funny that you found something he doesn't like!
ReplyDeleteI'm sending lots of whiskie kisses to EG!
Love and cuddles from Dorydoo.
Perhaps Titus was waiting for the salad. :)
ReplyDeleteAt "puke pile," Mom said, "no salad fur ME tonight!" Now you can spread dat shtuff on efurryfing else Titus eats, an he won't eat anyfing!
ReplyDeleteWhat? It'd werk.
Practical? Not my problem.
Purrs,
Victor
PS Looks like Annie's salad dressing, gluten free for Dad.
Ooh, we see that sometimes, but it is usually comin out of us. (ICK).
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