Showing posts with label 'tocks troubles. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 'tocks troubles. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

BREAKING NEWS!!!

And it is super duper exciting! We have finally found something that Titus WILL NOT eat. Can you believe it?


So this is what Mama found when she gotted out of the shower yesterday morning:



Titus had struck again. First, he chewed up the granola bar box (no granola bars were harmed - thank cod). Then Mama looked over to the left of the box. At first, she thought it was a puke pile. But on closer inspection, she realized that he had chewed the top off of a bottle of salad dressing. She admits that her first reaction was to sigh and wonder when the 'tocks trouble would start. But she did what she does in these situations - assess the damage and amount consumed so that she has good info for when she has to make those embarrassing calls to the v-e-t. She scooped as much back into the bottle as she could and then measured it and it didn't look like much was gone. She held out a gooey, salad-dressingy hand to Titus to see if he'd lick it and he wouldn't. Mama could not believe her eyes. Mr. Harvey Woofnagle does not like green goddess dressing! She did a little dance and gave Titus a big smooch between the froot bats. All in all, it turned out to be a good day: no embarrassing calls to the v-e-t, no 'tocks trouble, no puke piles, and we learned something new about our Titus. hee hee

Happy Wednesday, everybuddy!

Love,
Tazo

Monday, July 7, 2008

Mancat Monday


Mancat Rule of the Day: When your The Mom scrubs out the litterboxes for a second time in a week because of your 'tocks troubles, always always remember to help her out by chewing a hole in the bottom of the 40 pound bag of Swheat Scoop so that it pours out of the bag all over the litterbox room floor. heh heh

Oh, yeah, and always remember to match the family room curtains to your eyes.