Tazo Tuesday on Thursday(!)

Mama made dinner last night and if you know her at all, you know this is a big deal.  hee hee  I like to help in the kitchen because sometimes delicious foods fall right into your mouth or you can steal them off the counter when no one is looking.  Here I am trying to help.  Mama kept telling me that kittehs are supposed to hate foil.  I don't care.  It doesn't scare me.  I may have taken a little bite out of it.  hee hee  I just wanted to see what was in there.  I was hoping for a giant piece of real live dead chickhen or real live dead cow. 

This is what she made.  Black bean burgers. YUCK!  Sweet potatoes, which are ok, if that's all there is.  And asparagus. DOUBLE YUCK!

 
Is she trying to poison us?  All these vegetables are so gross.  We want meats! Delicious, nommy meats!

Mancat Monday

Mancats do not eat black beans. Please study the following picture:



The red arrows point to the bean pieces. I stoled a bean off The Mom's plate, but I was tricked. Black beans are no good. I am not a vegemetarian. The blue arrows point to the shadow of my head. I was giving the bean pieces a very hard stare. Because they are rude and un-delicious.

In other news, The Mom has started calling me Eggward Cullen Grey and keeps saying that she's with Team Eggward. I'm not sure what that means, but it's kinda annoying. Though, Eggward is better than Eggraham Lincoln. :sigh:

In other other news, HG eated about half of a plastic bag over the weekend. Obviously, The Mom freaked out and has been "digging for gold" in the litterbox looking for pieces of plastic. It is awesome. heh heh