As requested, here are the very embarrassing photos taken of me recently. See, Mom thinks that Daisy and Skeezix look so cute in their wigs, so she thought that I'd look cute in a wig, too. Except we don't have any wigs just lying around. So she took her hair that she is donating (and yes, she cut her hair a squillion weeks ago and STILL hasn't made it to the post office - something about being super sick - whatevs) and she PUT IT ON MY HEAD. Don't laugh, ok?
I do not like this turn of events. Not one little bit. I look like I'm wearing a bad toupe. I am so embarrassed. She definitely did not get any froot bat from me this week. She probably won't get any froot bat next week either. I'm going on strike.
oh titus. dude. we are so sorry. you look absolutely miserable. mommy says you look adorable.
ReplyDeleteTitus, you don't look happy at all with that hair on your head. You still look cute, though.
ReplyDeleteOh Titus, buddy, we're not laughing at you we're laughing with you! What? you aren't laughing, I guess we'll stop.
ReplyDeleteThat was not very nice of your Mommy to do that, but you sure were a good sport :-)
Hi Tazo!
Hope you stay cool today, it's going to be hot! Daddy is putting up the cold air blowy thing today - it's good cause we'll stay cool, but it's bad cause it blocks one of our favorite windows. Anyway, do you wanna come over and laugh at him as he tries to wrestle it into the window?!
Purrs,
Bert
Awww Titus, you do look embarrassed. We don't blame you for refusing to be a frootbat this week.
ReplyDelete::Covers mouth with both paws so as not to laugh::
ReplyDeleteOK Titus, I'm not laughing...
You don't look happy Titus, but I think Skeez would approve of the new look.
ReplyDeleteOh Titus! I have never seen a more clear image of embarrassment than that second photo. But you should not be embarrassed because you look very distinguished. Heehee!
ReplyDeleteTitus, I think the wig looks vary vary good and disstingwished on yoo! Yoo git a big thums up frum me. Maybey if yoo wiped that imberrist look frum yer face yoo'd be abul to pull of the look a littul better. I'm shur da gerl dawgs will think yer HOT and won't be abul to reestrane themselfs frum running thare paws thru yer hares!
ReplyDeleteA united fashion strike! Beans can not dress us up for their own amusement! Kitty and woofie fashion should accentuate the individual charms and beauty of the animal! GRRRRRRRRR ~Queen Snickers
ReplyDeleteHi Tazo!
ReplyDeleteIt's funny that you should ask about the nip, Queen Snickers asked the same thing today :-) She bought one at Petco (usually up by the cash register) and one at a little nursery here. But where you guys are I'd try a nursery - Lowe's and Home Depot rarely have them. If you go to a nursery check in the herb and veg section. I hope she plants some for you - it's excellent!
Purrs,
Bert
deer titus,
ReplyDeletedo not be embarrassed. in fact ... i think u look ekstreemlee hansum in curly blond hair!
luv--yer coach--jh
I bet mom laughed at you. I agree, this is not funny. I bet EG and Tazo laughed at you too.
ReplyDeleteYou do look very sweet though, such a good sport you are!
Titus, you really don't look happy....and I don't blame you!
ReplyDeleteAww Titus! Simple solution....MUNCH it!! I think that would stop her.
ReplyDeleteKaze
Titus,
ReplyDeleteMy mom did that to me, too, not that long ago! I know exactly how you feel, Dude!
Titus!!!! My Gawd!!! I can'ts quite wrap my head aroundz dis pic of you!!!! Where iz my froot bat hero??? Iz he in dat blond curlie que ting???? What waz your momee tinkin??? I tink us cats need to hawk up some hairballzez & leavez 'em on yer floor. (Now da momee oon da other hand, iz gigglin' at her workkee desk when she dis. Hmmmph!)
ReplyDelete"Oh" Titus I so know how you feel.
ReplyDeleteYet don't worry your still very
cute :)
Oh my gosh. You did make us laugh! Why do you let your mom do this sort of thing to you?
ReplyDelete--JB
We think yoo look great Titus! Furry handsome.
ReplyDeleteWe think you are within your rights to strike and not share your froot bat skills with your mom! Although, we think you look very distinguished in your wig. (You kind of look like a curly haired Donald Trump!)
ReplyDeleteHee hee, snicker. It's strange but it looks funny and good a da same time. Maybe it's going to change da whole look of woofies.
ReplyDeleteWe support you completely. That is just uncool! Totally uncool. Make her pay!
ReplyDeleteRoxy
Oh, my! We can see your predicament. We don't blame you one bit for not giving her any froot bat for at least 2 weeks.
ReplyDeletepurrs and tail wags
Titus, you are such a good sport but you look oh so miserable.
ReplyDeleteThe PM thinks you look pretty cute though. Just a sweet boy! The PM's dad had a dog that looked just like you before and his name was Babe.
~Goldie
SQUEE!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThere goes Mom!
Not to worry -- you look very handsome in your toupee, Titus. Grin!
Love and cuddles from Dorydoo!
ps - I'm sending EG lots of whiskie kisses!
Hey, Titus--you look like you have a little William Shatner action going on there!
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