As requested, here are the very embarrassing photos taken of me recently. See, Mom thinks that Daisy and Skeezix look so cute in their wigs, so she thought that I'd look cute in a wig, too. Except we don't have any wigs just lying around. So she took her hair that she is donating (and yes, she cut her hair a squillion weeks ago and STILL hasn't made it to the post office - something about being super sick - whatevs) and she PUT IT ON MY HEAD. Don't laugh, ok?
I do not like this turn of events. Not one little bit. I look like I'm wearing a bad toupe. I am so embarrassed. She definitely did not get any froot bat from me this week. She probably won't get any froot bat next week either. I'm going on strike.