So last night, I was snoozing on my new bed which is super comfy (see picture above - hee hee). I was warm and relaxed and minding my own bizness. Then Mama comes running down the hall and scoops me up. I get all purr-y and think we're going to cuddle or something. But no! She runs me into the family room, sits me down on the couch arm, and points to the wall. There's a spider and she needs a PBK*. So I get to work and take care of bizness for her. She was grateful, though not grateful enough to hand out treats.(grrrr) I mean, it was fun and all, but I would still rather be napping. Or having a treats.
*Professional Bug Killer
Gee, if you're doing to have to do all that work and take care of spiders, you definitely deserve treats for the effort!
ReplyDeleteyou do deserve treats for being a PBK.
ReplyDeleteWHAT no compensation for a job well done? Let's hope you don't think about going on strike....
ReplyDeleteShe picked you up. What ?
ReplyDeleteOh that's a bit much. Yoo did the derty werk and then DIDN'T get treats!
ReplyDeleteHow fun! Our manservant was real tall (6'4") and he held us up to bug hunt but our ladyservant isn't tall and doesn't like bugs much so she usually squishes them before we can grab em!
ReplyDeleteUNPAID WORK???????? We believe the word for that is slavery... Next time, ask for the treats first!
ReplyDeleteOur Mom tries to get us to be PBKs, but usually we like to just observe bugs.
ReplyDeleteGreat job on the spidey!
ReplyDelete--JB
Obviously, the spider was too small to be satisfying. That's just so wrong.
ReplyDeletexx Lounge Kats
Was the bug tasty at least?
ReplyDeleteexcuse me? excuuuuse me? i think you need to contact a cat PBK union. after all, everyone should get paid for their work. green papers / Tempations? i see no difference.
ReplyDeleteperhaps you need to draw up a contract for next time. I suggest that you negotiate while the buggy is on the wall, you'll have more leverage that way
Hey, our mom makes us take care of the spiders around here too!
ReplyDeleteWe don't kill spiders in the house -
ReplyDeleteThey eat nasty khritters like EVIL khats -
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Hi Titus!
Spiderman, would you come to our house?
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
No fair!
ReplyDeleteDoes getting to eat the spider not count as a treat?
ReplyDeleteNext time chase that spider right in the direction of Mama - then you will see the treats come out fast.
ReplyDeleteWoos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
Our mom expects us to get the bugs too. But so far she hasn't gotten us up from a nap to get one!
ReplyDeleteAnd that looks like a great bed too!