Thursday, January 7, 2010

Thursday is Hurl's Day



This week, I perfected a new chomping technique.  I was being all lovey dovey on That Woman (complete with making biscuits and the Perfectly Parker Patented Love Eyes).  Then I meandered over to that White Dawg and acted all lovey dovey on him.  I lick, lick, licked his head and That Woman got all SQUEE-y.  While she was gushing over teh cute, I chomped on that White Dawg's head. He squealed like a little girl and gave That Woman the most pitiful look ever.  It.was.awesome.


Mwahahahahahahahahaha....

16 comments:

  1. Stay away from my buddy Titus, HG!

    Warning Woofs,
    Tommy

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  2. Oh HG you are so naughty! You really must come join the Naughty Kitty Club - you would make the perfect member (well, you might almost be a bit too naughty but that is ok).

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  3. Why ? Now you have dog fur in your mouth ...

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  4. That does sound perfectly AWESOME! I love it.

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  5. No No EG!!

    Prinnie used to tell me all about her wonderful bond with Titus, she used to call him "Tituskins" and loved his ears a lot!
    I know he is a good doggie.

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  6. Dear Titus

    We hope the snow gives woo a sufficient chance to bury the body -

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra & Khousin Merdie

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  7. That is Not Nice, HG. Titus is such a love. Why must you torture him so?

    Purrs for sweet Mr. T!

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  8. I'm not a big fan of dogs, as everyone knows...but I feel sorry for Titus. Just a little bit, though.

    George

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  9. HG, that is just plain evil of you to lure sweet Titus into such sweetness and then give him the big bite - you need to go tell him you are sorry!!!

    Tail wags, Phantom and Thunder

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  10. Oh My, but we must laugh..BOL
    Benny & Lily

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  11. Hurl, you must never use the love eyes for evil!!!

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  12. Hurl Grey, sometimes you make us wish we had a woofie to annoy. It does sound like fun.

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  13. hello hurl grey its dennis the vizsla dog hay trouble sez yoo ar a verry klever eevil kitty i think she wants to form a soopervillin groop with yoo or sumthing!!! ok bye

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  14. Heh! At our house, when one of us licks someone else as a prelude to a chomp, we refer to the licking as "tenderizing". Heh! Good work, Hurl Grey!

    Padre, Panda Bear, Meerkat, Cookie, and Caramel

    P.S. It is usually Panda who does the tenderizing.

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  15. hahameow...hurl might be a pain. Yep, specially when he is puttin' the bitey on tender parts!

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