This week, I perfected a new chomping technique. I was being all lovey dovey on That Woman (complete with making biscuits and the Perfectly Parker Patented Love Eyes). Then I meandered over to that White Dawg and acted all lovey dovey on him. I lick, lick, licked his head and That Woman got all SQUEE-y. While she was gushing over teh cute, I chomped on that White Dawg's head. He squealed like a little girl and gave That Woman the most pitiful look ever. It.was.awesome.