This week, I perfected a new chomping technique. I was being all lovey dovey on That Woman (complete with making biscuits and the Perfectly Parker Patented Love Eyes). Then I meandered over to that White Dawg and acted all lovey dovey on him. I lick, lick, licked his head and That Woman got all SQUEE-y. While she was gushing over teh cute, I chomped on that White Dawg's head. He squealed like a little girl and gave That Woman the most pitiful look ever. It.was.awesome.
Mwahahahahahahahahaha....
Stay away from my buddy Titus, HG!
ReplyDeleteWarning Woofs,
Tommy
Oh HG you are so naughty! You really must come join the Naughty Kitty Club - you would make the perfect member (well, you might almost be a bit too naughty but that is ok).
ReplyDeleteWhy ? Now you have dog fur in your mouth ...
ReplyDeleteThat does sound perfectly AWESOME! I love it.
ReplyDeleteNo No EG!!
ReplyDeletePrinnie used to tell me all about her wonderful bond with Titus, she used to call him "Tituskins" and loved his ears a lot!
I know he is a good doggie.
Dear Titus
ReplyDeleteWe hope the snow gives woo a sufficient chance to bury the body -
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra & Khousin Merdie
That is Not Nice, HG. Titus is such a love. Why must you torture him so?
ReplyDeletePurrs for sweet Mr. T!
You are wicked HG. Poor Titus.
ReplyDeleteI'm not a big fan of dogs, as everyone knows...but I feel sorry for Titus. Just a little bit, though.
ReplyDeleteGeorge
HG, that is just plain evil of you to lure sweet Titus into such sweetness and then give him the big bite - you need to go tell him you are sorry!!!
ReplyDeleteTail wags, Phantom and Thunder
Oh My, but we must laugh..BOL
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
Hurl, you must never use the love eyes for evil!!!
ReplyDeleteHurl Grey, sometimes you make us wish we had a woofie to annoy. It does sound like fun.
ReplyDeletehello hurl grey its dennis the vizsla dog hay trouble sez yoo ar a verry klever eevil kitty i think she wants to form a soopervillin groop with yoo or sumthing!!! ok bye
ReplyDeleteHeh! At our house, when one of us licks someone else as a prelude to a chomp, we refer to the licking as "tenderizing". Heh! Good work, Hurl Grey!
ReplyDeletePadre, Panda Bear, Meerkat, Cookie, and Caramel
P.S. It is usually Panda who does the tenderizing.
hahameow...hurl might be a pain. Yep, specially when he is puttin' the bitey on tender parts!
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