Thursday, January 21, 2010

Thursday is Hurl's Day



Dear That Woman,
The kittehs of the house have had a meeting this week.  As their representative, I have decided that a couple of issues must be addressed.  Immediately.  

First of all, the litterbox is not up to par.  We do not care that you "intend" to scrub it this weekend.  While we appreciate the frequent scoopage, the litter level is drastically reduced and we are quite unhappy.  And no, it doesn't matter that there are five pounds of litter kicked out of the boxes onto the floor.  The floor is not the same as the litterbox, now is it?  IS IT, That Woman?  If this matter is not remedied, we will have to take matters into our own paws.


Secondly, it would be greatly appreciated if you would stay on top of the water bowl situation.  There are floaties and sinkies in BOTH bowls from someDawg.  And don't even get us started on the dawg drool. While you seem to think fresh water twice a day is sufficient, we disagree.  A nice fountain might help the morale around here.  We *promise* not to chew on the cord or splash water all over the carpet. *crossing paws behind back*  Immediate action is desired.


If you'd like to discuss these matters, our next meeting is Friday, January 22, 2010, from 1:30 am to 4:45 am. We meet in the hallway.  Or on top of the dresser.  Or the on top of the fridge.


Mwahahahahahahahaha....

10 comments:

  1. excellent memo Hurl!!! ::taking notes:: - Miles

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  2. Those seem like fairly reasonable requests - I am sure she will address them with you at the next meeting!

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  3. We hear those fountains are awesome. We hope she comes through!

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  4. You know that sounds like our house. They do need to be addressed.. sigh.

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  5. I think we are going to copy your memo and change a few names and give it to our Mom. xoxo, Raymond and Busby

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  6. We like the immediate action is desired part.
    Benny & Lily

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  7. Dawg floaties and sinkies AND drool? Eeeew! Sounds like you need to take drastic action. Tipping over the water bowl would be a start.

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  8. Oh Titus!

    If only Merdie and I were khloser -

    We'd swing by and take of this khritter -

    Your sweet Mom does NOT deserve such treatment!

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra & Khousin Merdie

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  9. Hurt, I believe you gave your human ample time to respond to your very reasonable requests. You are now free to take whatever you feel is the appropriate action.

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  10. Hope your meeting went well...meaning hope you got your way!

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