Froot Bat Friday

So EG has been real bad this week. I mean, HG has been real bad this week. It's been super askeery. I have photographic evidence, taken during my Froot Bat Friday photoshoot last night.

Here I am, watching him with extreme caution:

Here I am, trying to protect my ears AND avoid eye contact with him:

 

Here I am trying to remain professional amidst horrible, terrifying working conditions:

 

Here's the best I could do.  Mom handed out some treats though, and she didn't even say those words.  She said that I'd been through enough last night.  But I'm still watching my back, if you know what I mean.

 

Happy weekend, Everybuddy!

Thursday is Hurl's Day

I've had a busy week.  Mostly I've been focusing on beating up Tazo.  Last night, Dad and That Woman left for a little while.  When they came home, Tazo was acting all askeered and she had grey furs stuck in her clawrs.  Mwahahahahahaha...


In other news, guess what I joined this week?  The Naughty Kitty Club. I think it's going to be very informative.  Just think, access to all that naughtiness.  All.the.time. Stop by and check it out. Mwahahahahahahahaha...

Wordless Wednesday

Tazo Tuesday: The Embarrassed Edition

So this was Mama's phone cover.  A little embarrassing, but not too bad.

Then Daddy ordered her this one.  It's HelloKitty.  Who is super cool.  But look at all the bling.  It's just so super flashy.  And EG says it's not nearly as tasty as the monkey one.

She is soooo embarrassing.  I can't even show my face for a photoshoot.

And Blogger is still not making us that happy. Grrrrrrrr.

Update:  Mama says that the blingy phone cover collects our furs like nothing she's ever seen - even more than black pants!.  It's grossing her out.  Soooooo, she might have to ditch HK.  This makes her very sad.  But we are very very happy. hee hee

Mancat Monday

 Really, The Mom?  Must we?  I'm not feeling it.  No, I don't have the so-called "angry ears", but do you really want to go there?  I think not.

In other news, HG and I have been up to some bizness in the last week. heh heh  Tazo has been terrorized, delicious pink ears have been chomped, The Mom has been clawred, Dad gave us a taste of spaghetti with meatballs (before The Mom caught him and yelled).  I'd say it's been a successful week. EXCEPT, Dad and The Mom went to a Pistons game over the weekend.  They eated a hot dawg.  AND DID NOT BRING US ANY LEFTOVERS.  They.will.pay.

In other other news, The Mom discovered that Twilight is on On Demand.  So she's been watching bits and pieces.  And the whole Eggward Cullen Grey thing is back.  My name is Earl Grey.  NOT EGGWARD.  AND DEFINITELY NOT EGGWARD CULLEN GREY.  Really, The Mom.  

And also, Blogger?  You're gonna pay, too.  We've been scheduling our posts to post at a later date.  And they are not.  We are not happy.  Blogger's pillow is in danger of being pooped on.  Or if it has delicious, pink ears, they will be chomped. That is all.

Froot Bat Friday

She said it.  The whole "Gimme some froooooot baaaaat."  It had been weeks since she put me through that.  I thought she forgot.  I was wrong.  She also "forgot" my treat.  So I "forgot" to give her the whole froot bat experience.

Hahahahahahahahahaha...

Happy Friday, everybuddy!

Thursday is Hurl's Day

Dear That Woman,
The kittehs of the house have had a meeting this week.  As their representative, I have decided that a couple of issues must be addressed.  Immediately.  

First of all, the litterbox is not up to par.  We do not care that you "intend" to scrub it this weekend.  While we appreciate the frequent scoopage, the litter level is drastically reduced and we are quite unhappy.  And no, it doesn't matter that there are five pounds of litter kicked out of the boxes onto the floor.  The floor is not the same as the litterbox, now is it?  IS IT, That Woman?  If this matter is not remedied, we will have to take matters into our own paws.


Secondly, it would be greatly appreciated if you would stay on top of the water bowl situation.  There are floaties and sinkies in BOTH bowls from someDawg.  And don't even get us started on the dawg drool. While you seem to think fresh water twice a day is sufficient, we disagree.  A nice fountain might help the morale around here.  We *promise* not to chew on the cord or splash water all over the carpet. *crossing paws behind back*  Immediate action is desired.


If you'd like to discuss these matters, our next meeting is Friday, January 22, 2010, from 1:30 am to 4:45 am. We meet in the hallway.  Or on top of the dresser.  Or the on top of the fridge.


Mwahahahahahahahaha....

What the Paw?! Wednesday

Apparently, even my *Dad* is part of the pawparazzi now.  Can't a guy just get a drink without getting his privacy invaded?  The next thing I know, he'll be hiding right outside the litterbox.  Hurl Grey usually leaves Dad alone.  I can't make any promises this time...

Tazo and Tongue Tuesday

Just a little post-supper bath.  You gotta keep a clean machine, you know. hee hee

Mancat and Mancave Monday

My Dad brought me home a mancave over the weekend.  It's perfect.  It's black and grey and it's great for hanging out in and swiping at feets as they walk by. heh heh

Froot Bat Friday

This is one of the treats that came from Junior & Orion.  See the yummy deliciousness? 

This is me, waiting to taste that yummy deliciousness.  I am not smiling because I am very, very intensely focused on the yummy deliciousness that is that treat.

She didn't even have to say the words. It was a great night. hehe

Happy Weekend, everybuddy!

Thursday is Hurl's Day

I've been busy this week.  Mwahahahaha.  I attacked Tazo two nights in a row.  She screamed and That Woman yelled and attempted to squirt me with a water bottle.  And when those delicious, pink ears tried to step in to defend them, I attacked those, too.  I managed to skedaddle and EG ended up in timeout instead.


Mwahahahahahahah....

Wondering on Wednesday

Does this come in blue?  I look much better in blue.  And can you get it in like an XXL or XXXL?  If that dawg on the box wears a medium, I might be out of luck.  I love how it says it keeps you warm and your paws free.  Very convenient!

Titus on Tuesday

Here is a picture of me trying to defend my squeaky gingerbread house against some chompy grey teeth.  It was no fun.  He's already taken my leopard-print squeaky bone and my white squeaky teddy bear.  How many more of my toys is he going to swipe? 

Mancat Monday

Froot Bat Friday

So our good friends, Junior and Orion and their Mom, sent us a surprise before Christmas.  It was two fuzzy mousies for the twins and a package of super delicious treats for me.  (THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, Junior, Orion, & their Mom)  They are so super delicious that when Mom gets the bag out, all three of us freak out and try to swipe the bag from her.  Last night, she gotted that wonderful package out and pulled out a treat.  All of us got all excited and were jumping all over the place.  So Mom had to wrangle me, the twins, the treat, the camera, and do that horrible "gimme some frooooooot baaaaaat" thing.  It was kinda funny.  As it turns out, she had to snap this picture super fast.  So, it was a one SUPER DELICIOUS treat, one picture kind of night.

Happy Weekend, everybuddy!

Thursday is Hurl's Day

This week, I perfected a new chomping technique.  I was being all lovey dovey on That Woman (complete with making biscuits and the Perfectly Parker Patented Love Eyes).  Then I meandered over to that White Dawg and acted all lovey dovey on him.  I lick, lick, licked his head and That Woman got all SQUEE-y.  While she was gushing over teh cute, I chomped on that White Dawg's head. He squealed like a little girl and gave That Woman the most pitiful look ever.  It.was.awesome.


Mwahahahahahahahahaha....

Wordless Wednesday

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Tazo Tuesday

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The top of the coffee pot is very good for warming your 'tocks. hee hee

Mancat Monday

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This is pretty much all we did all weekend. It was freezy cold in the Mitten State and us and The Mom pretty much snuggled all weekend.

Mancat Rule of the Day: When it's freezy cold, use your The Mom for warmth. An added bonus is that then she thinks you really like her and starts to let her guard down. heh heh