Tummy, Toes, and Tazo Tuesday

Mancat Monday

Mancat Rule of the Day: As Parker says, it's important to keep a clean machine.

Fashion Froot Bat Friday

Doods, this blows. See, Mom is friends on that horrible Facebook with the Mom of this other white dawg with delicious pink ears. The problem is that they are Pittsburgh Penguins fans and we are Detroit Red Wings fans and well, their Pens and our Wings are fighting for the Stanley Cup right now. This other dawg has a ton of pictures of him with tons of Penguins swag and his mom told my mom that I needed to get in the spirit, too. So, I guess you guys can all guess what happened:




It.was.horrible. I do not do fashions - kyoot or otherwise (sorry, Daisy and Skeezix). Fashions are horribly paralyzing and excruciatingly embarrassing. Look at the look on my face! It was awful. I didn't even want to look at the camera - let alone let the froot bats fly. I did manage to score some treats for modeling (which is a first, now that I think about it - duhr). But honestly, there are not enough treats in the world to make this fashion stuff ok in my book.

Anyway, I hope everybuddy has a great weekend!

Thursday is Hurl's Day

I'M BACK, BABY! I heard that the masses were yearning for my return and well, let's be real. I can't let them down.



Back by popular demand, here's what I've been up to this week:

• Practicing my hunting skills by pretending that I am a giant jungle cat and That Woman is a lowly wildebeest and jumping on her back and trying to take her down. The screaming is AWESOME.
• Rousing games of Thundering Herd of Elephants every morning at 2 am.
• A wicked bad WWE Cage Match on That Woman at 3 am.
• Regularly scheduled Earthworm with the Biteys just as That Woman dozes off.
• Hiding from That Woman when she's trying to do the daily headcount before she leaves for work.
• Running out the back door.
• Staring and hollering at "nothing" when That Woman is home alone at night.
• Chewing a hole in a plastic bag before That Woman can take it away
• Swallowing some of said plastic bag - heh heh
• Which then leads to That Woman "digging for gold" in the litterbox for the next few days - heh heh heh
  
• Getting all hopped up on the 'nip and attacking Tazo and/or those Delicious Pink Ears.

It's feels great to be back!

Mwahahahahahahahaha....


Um, yeah, sorry about that. Tazo here. I just wanted to ask you guys to swing by the Whiskers & Purrs gang today. Our good furriend, Mazie Grace, is having her eyeball operation today and she and the gang could use some extra purrs and purrayers.

Graphic from the Whiskers & Purrs bloggie

We're purring and purraying for you, Mazie Grace!

Wordless Wednesday

Well, make it almost Wordless. See, I was sitting on the couch arm looking out the window and Titus was in his spot, looking out the window, too. I reached over to make biscuits on him (like I often do). Except I missed and slid down the couch arm on my head. Mama thought I would get up and shake it off, except I stayed there. She also thought that maybe Titus would move off the couch, but he didn't - he just kept looking out the window. So, I stretched out a little bit and then I took a bath. And then I dozed off. All upside down on Titus' 'tocks. Mama was squee-ing like crazy and taking tons of pictures. It was kinda annoying, but me and Titus don't often let something get in the way of a good nap. hee hee

Tazo Tuesday

Mancat Monday

Mancat Rule of the Day: It is very manly to take keep your The Mom's seat warm when she gets up from the couch. It is also very manly not to give it back when she tries to sit down again. heh heh

Mancat Rule of the Day Part II: It is very manly to stand at the back door and holler for hours while those delicious pink ears get to be outside and you don't. Because someone has been slacking in the whole airing up the tires on your stroller thing. Grrrrr. I'm thinking Hurl Grey may make an appearance this week...