Froot Bat Friday

Treatless. Grrrrr

In other news, here is an old picture of me sort of breaking the Feet and Tails Rule**.  It makes The Mom gasp, but then she giggles about it, so I'm not sure what to think.  I guess I just need to keep following The Rule.

Have a great weekend, everybuddy!



**The Feet and Tails Rule is a rule that The Mom has for me if I happen to lose my patience with EG and Tazo. I am only allowed to bite them on the feet or tails - because they can live a somewhat normal life without a foot or a tail. Dad has a nice poem that he says sometimes to help me remember: "Tails and feet, everyone's neat. Tummy and head, everyone's dead." The Mom doesn't really like that poem. hee hee

Tazo and Titus Tuesday

Daddy was still sick yesterday. This is a picture of me taking care of him. hee hee  Mama doesn't think that this position looks very comfortable, but it's really not too bad.  Please excuse my gooby eyeball.

I have been super duper hyper for the last few days.  Here I am trying to get Titus to play with me.  I like to rub on him and give him headbutts and do somersaults and flop around in front of him.  He didn't want to play.  I think he wanted to take a nap.  Sometimes, he is a bit of a party pooper.

Here I am trying to get him to play Lion Tamer with me since Mama is still at work and can't tell us to stop.  Unfortunately, Titus is very good about following the Feet and Tails Rule*, so he wouldn't play with me.  Did I mention that he's a bit of a party pooper sometimes?

Happy Tuesday, everybuddy!


*The Feet and Tails Rule is a rule that Mama has for Titus if he happens to lose his patience with EG and me. He can only bite us on the feet or tails - because we can live a somewhat normal life without a foot or a tail. Daddy has a nice poem that he says sometimes to help Titus remember: "Tails and feet, everyone's neat. Tummy and head, everyone's dead." Mama doesn't really like that poem. hee hee

Tazo (and Titus) on Tuesday: The Lion Tamer Edition

Titus and I were hanging out on the couch with Daddy, watching some feetsball on TV.

And then a rousing game of Lion Tamer* broke out!  It's super fun.  Sorry for the blurry picture, but Lion Tamer is an action-packed game. hee hee

And then back to watching the game.

We were lucky that we were hanging out with Daddy when the Lion Tamer game broke out.  Mama always says, "We don't play Lion Tamer.  Remember the Feet and Tails Rule**." She never lets us have any fun.

*Lion Tamer is a game that I like to play with Titus.  I pretend I'm a lion tamer and I have to tame the very, very rare Froot Bat-Eared Dawg-Lion. And as a finishing move, I put my head inside the vicious beast's mouth.  The only downside to this super fun game is that I get dawg spit on my head furs.  Which is kinda slimy.  

**The Feet and Tails Rule is a rule that Mom has for Titus if he happens to lose his patience with EG and me. He can only bite us on the feet or tails - because we can live a somewhat normal life without a foot or a tail. Daddy has a nice poem that he says sometimes to help Titus remember: "Tails and feet, everyone's neat. Tummy and head, everyone's dead." Mama doesn't really like that poem. hee hee

Happy Gotcha Day!

Happy 10th Gotcha Day, Titus! You are the best puppy ever and we're so glad that you picked us for your forever home. Thank you for being patient with the twins. We know it's not easy to follow The Feet and Tails Rule, (see #2) but you do a great job. We are so proud of you and so lucky to have you in our lives.

Love,
Dad and Mom

Since we've got some new followers (thank you, by the way - and we promise to visit you soon!), here's the story of how Titus got Gotcha'd.

Froot Bat Friday: The Archives

The flashy box hasn't been out much this week, so I had to dig in the archives for some Froot Bat Friday pictures. I'm a little bit bitter because the twins have been blog hogs all week and Friday is always *my* day. See what I mean about them hogging?

This is not a *real* froot bat:

This photo does not seem to show me as the main feature:

Ah! Finally!

In other news, I got tagged by my special friend, Mosaic Dawg, for a meme.

This meme was created by the charming cats at http://www.petspics.blogspot.com/.

What three things would you do that you have never done before, if you knew you wouldn't get caught, get in trouble, or suffer any consequences?

1. I would eat. And eat and eat and eat and eat. Whatever and however much I wanted. and I would not get sick. And I would not have 'tocks troubles. And Mom would not freak out and take me to the Dawg ER to have my stomach pumped.

2. I would bite EG. Forget the Feet and Tails Rule - I would throw caution to the wind and give him a good chomp. (The Feet and Tails Rule is a rule that Mom has that if I happen to lose my patience with the twins (which hasn't happened yet) I can only bite them on the feet or tails - because they can live a somewhat normal life without a foot or a tail. Dad has a nice poem that he says sometimes to help me remember: "Tails and feet, everyone's neat. Tummy and head, everyone's dead." Mom thinks it's morbid and disturbing, but whatever.)

3. I would go outside and run and run and run and run. And run some more. And I wouldn't come home until I was good and ready.

I guess that's it. I can't tag anyone right now because Mom has to get back to work. Grrr.

Happy Friday and Happy Superbowl to Everyone! Personally, I'm hoping to score some nachos or a steak sammich or something on Sunday. Hope you all can do the same!