Titus and I were hanging out on the couch with Daddy, watching some feetsball on TV.
And then a rousing game of Lion Tamer* broke out! It's super fun. Sorry for the blurry picture, but Lion Tamer is an action-packed game. hee hee
And then back to watching the game.
We were lucky that we were hanging out with Daddy when the Lion Tamer game broke out. Mama always says, "We don't play Lion Tamer. Remember the Feet and Tails Rule**." She never lets us have any fun.
*Lion Tamer is a game that I like to play with Titus. I pretend I'm a lion tamer and I have to tame the very, very rare Froot Bat-Eared Dawg-Lion. And as a finishing move, I put my head inside the vicious beast's mouth. The only downside to this super fun game is that I get dawg spit on my head furs. Which is kinda slimy.
**The Feet and Tails Rule is a rule that Mom has for Titus if he happens to lose his patience with EG and me. He can only bite us on the feet or tails - because we can live a somewhat normal life without a foot or a tail. Daddy has a nice poem that he says sometimes to help Titus remember: "Tails and feet, everyone's neat. Tummy and head, everyone's dead." Mama doesn't really like that poem. hee hee
