The Dad noticed during my mani-pedi last night that I am missing a dew clawr. There are several theories about how it might have happened. I am refusing to answer any questions.
In other news, I absconded with a bread stick the other night. I took it
Mwahahahahahahahaha...
What is a dew claw? How could your woman try to get YOUR bread stick?? The nerve!
ReplyDeleteAhh, the trade off or maybe the trade up for something tastier! Those dew claws can cause so many problems, better that it is gone. One less attack weapon.
ReplyDeleteWoos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
dude, TRADE IT FOR BACON!!! it's the only right thing to do!!!!
ReplyDeleteBacon is much tastier than bread - good trade.
ReplyDeleteAre fingers tastier than bacon?
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
good negotiating tool HG. Grab what they want, get what you really want.
ReplyDeleteNiiiice.
bonkie bonk
Hey...good to see you, Hurl! And great work scoring that bacon!!
ReplyDeleteHG,
ReplyDeleteJust *how* small a piece of bacon? It better have been fairly substantial for an entire breadstick!
Good Job, once again!
Hurl; you are my HERO!
ReplyDeletexoxo
Ms Stella
THAT Woman is way way way WAY too patient with your evil ways -
ReplyDeleteHugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Hi Titus! Merdie and I would love to help fix things!
Breadsticks!? NOM! was the Bacon a fair trade? My bean hates to cut mah dew claw, it's always super sharps
ReplyDeleteWe are gonna guess it happened during the tricky part where ya transform from Earl Grey to yer vampire form...
ReplyDeleteIt just failed to show up one time...
Yoo have yoor own lair? How cool is that!
ReplyDeleteThe pain of losing a dewclaw is nothing compared to the pleasure of absconding with a breadstick!
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