Award Day or Meme Day or Something

So my good friend, idol, mentor, and inspiration, Trouble the Kitteh, tagged me for a meme or award or something. I'm supposed to list six things that I like. Hmmm, that should be easy.

1. Biting delicious, pink ears
2. Biting yummy dawg ankles
3. Glaring at That Woman
4. Biting That Woman
5. Pretending to be a giant, jungle kitteh taking down a sick and weak Titus or That Woman wildebeest
6. Getting That Woman up at 2 am and keeping her up all night


I will tag:

Ariel
Tripper
and Bendrix, even though I know he's super busy with Tole, I mean, Joel

Mwahahahahahahaha...

Seven Random Facts About Me by Earl Grey

I got tagged! Kachow!

Samantha tagged me for the 7 things about me mememememe meme!

Here are the rules. Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Cats who are tagged need to write on their own blog about the seven things and the rules. You need to choose seven cats to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to leave them a comment that they have been tagged and to read your blog!

1. My full name is Earl Grey Phillip. Sometimes, Mom will call me Earl Grey Phillippe (fill eep’ pay) if she’s feeling silly.

2. I like to be up high. I like to sit on top of the refrigerator and the kitchen counter and the shelf by the back door. It gives me a great view for when I have to supervise things.

3. I’ll be two on July 31. (Tazo is my sister – Mom refers to us as “the twins.”)

4. I’m bummed because the fur is growing back on my tummy and covering my scar. I know that chicks dig scars so I’m afraid that I won’t be able to pick up chicks if my scar doesn’t show. Maybe I can get Mom to shave my tummy for me…

5. I like to ambush Titus when he comes in from outside. I’ve trained him so well that if I’m sitting on the step by the back door, he won’t even come in the house because he’s afraid I’ll beat him up. Mom has to pick me up so T is protected from my ferociousness.

6. I’m very social and curious. I will flop down in the middle of the floor if Mom and Dad have company. I also like to rub up against people who don’t really like cats that much. Heh heh. If there's something going on, I'm right in the middle of it.

7. I am working on patenting my Earthworm Move. It is the best. You go boneless (like an earthworm) and then burrow under the covers (also like an earthworm). Then you can put the bitey on your Mom or Dad when they least expect it (not too much like an earthworm because worms don’t have teeth). It is a very effective tactical move. Mom and Dad think I'm being cute and lovey and then BAM! Heeeeere's BITEY! Heh heh

It was sort of hard to find some cats that haven’t been tagged. Sorry if I’m double tagging you.

Brandi
Buddah
DaisyMae Maus
Sophia
KC
Oscar the Puppy Cat
Willow