What the Paw?!?!?! Wednesday

We see many things wrong with this picture.  What is Santa Clawrs doing with that vishus deer?  Why are they in a police car golf cart?  Did he arrest that vishus deer?  Where is the sleigh? Why is that man in the orange coat gesturing at them?  Are they both under arrest? Why is this post so lame? Why is Mom complaining that she needs a certain grey individual to sleep at night so that she's not too tired to help us make more interesting posts? Why did that certain grey individual keep chomping on my ears last night?  WHY? WHAT THE PAW?!?!?!?!