We have a breaking news report! Last night, while trying to free Earl Grey from the Harness of Death, I put the bitey on the clasp. And it broke! Hee hee! But now Momma says he gets to practice with my Harness of Doom. I say, better him than me. Momma would like to thank you all for your helpful comments regarding our Harnesses of Death and Doom. Her next plan of action is to confine Titus during
