Here are Thirteen Things that Hurl Grey (and not Earl Grey) has done this week:

1. Knocked a box of Lucky Charms into Titus' waiting mouth
2. Watched as Titus ate 50 salmon oil pills and didn't tell The Mom about it until after he ate them
3. Put the bitey on The Mom when she and EG were having cuddle time
4. Played jingle ball at 2:30 am
5. Put the bitey on a delicious pink ear
6. Put the bitey on a delicious, skinny dawg ankle
7. Stoled a bunch of chicken and rice that Dad made for Titus
8. Askeered the doody out of the cable guy
9. Refused to cuddle with The Mom for 4 days in a row
10. Stalked Titus and Tazo
11. Clawred The Mom when she picked up EG
12. Hid in a shopping bag and jumped out at Tazo
13. Led a rousing game of Thundering Herd of Elephants at 5:30 on Saturday morning
This evil twin thing is awesome.
Mwahahahahahaha